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How to Adult



Do you know your shiraz from your merlot? Could you find north if you were lost in the wilderness? Are you craving gravy but don't how to make this magical sauce? The answers are all here. From doing your taxes to changing a tire, asking for a raise to mastering the art of avocado preparation.

This is the ultimate guide to all of the things a fully functioning adult should know to survive in the big scary world.

Packed with sage advice,  this book will keep you from starvation, make folding fitted sheets a reality, and teach you to look like a real professional adult when you're actually just an incompetent trash human.

Adulting goals AF.


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How to Adult


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